The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???
fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
Anatomy of the Majestic Corgi
(as I’ve come to know them, courtesy of my precious corgi, Waffle)
Radars: Detects the sound of food bags opening, dropped food, food on plates, skateboards, scooters, etc.
Poker: Used to get the attention of a corgi’s human.
Taster of All Things: Food inhaler, food goes in here.
Majestic Poof: Used to charm humans. Touch for good luck.
Stumpers: Used to frap.
Nub (or floofy tail on some corgis): Happy meter.
Tush Skirts: Used to distract or hypnotize humans during walkies.
Drummies: Essential parts of a sploot.
Note: Scritch spots and rub spots may vary from one corgi to another.
Amazing. I want to buy it!!